There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"
--Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the fuck was that?"
--Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?"
--Custer, 1877

8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
--Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so fucking look like her!"
--Picasso, 1926

6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
--Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
--Michelangelo

4. "Where the fuck are we?"
--Christopher Columbus, 1492

3. "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!"
--Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"
--Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad."
--Sadaam Hussein, 2003