We were briefly at DefCon 1 last week when I left the toilet seat up.
| DefCon 1 | Active declared war |
| DefCon 2 | Open hostilities |
| DefCon 3 | Immanent threat of open hostilities |
| DefCon 4 | Low threat of hostilities |
| DefCon 5 | All clear |
My greyhound can run faster than your honor student.
We were briefly at DefCon 1 last week when I left the toilet seat up.
| DefCon 1 | Active declared war |
| DefCon 2 | Open hostilities |
| DefCon 3 | Immanent threat of open hostilities |
| DefCon 4 | Low threat of hostilities |
| DefCon 5 | All clear |
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