Cleaning Lady

A photocopied note was left rolled up in our front door handle when we got back from running some errands today. I have typed it below exactly as it was on the note (except I X'd out her phone number.)

Cleaning Lady

Dear Mr. And Mrs.:

I will like to help you in your daily house duties. I am cleaning person and I am 32 years old, I am marriage and I have one daughter. I am honest, conscientious and industrious. I make all the cleaning work by myself. I give all necessary materials. I don’t have unlimited time for cleaning your house. I guarantee professional job.

My phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Please leave the massage on the massage machine and I will call you back.

Anna

I want to hire her just to find out about this massage machine that you can leave massages on. I could store them up for when I am really tense.