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Saturday, April 26, 2008

It has been WAY too long since I have posted here. I have a lot to catch up on, so for now I think I will just do a summary to get back in the groove.

Probably the biggest thing is I was in Florida the last week of March for a much needed family vacation. Mom, Dad, Sister, bro-in-law, niece and nephew all shared a really nice condo right on the beach! It was a long, tough, and cold winter and a week in Florida really recharged my batteries. I have pictures and some videos I will post later.

For my birthday Amy got me a really neat gift: a two-session beer making class! Here are the details:

We'll cover all major aspects of brewing in this two-session class. In the first session you will brew a 6-gallon batch using the latest brewing techniques that truly produce a quality brew. Beer will ferment in our temperature-controlled cellar for 2 to 3 weeks. When ready, you choose a date to come in for the second session and bottle 50 to 60 bottles of your beer. We have many beer styles to choose from.

First Session:
•Factors that make quality beer
•In depth discussion on brewing ingredients
•Brewing techniques
•Hands-on brewing
•How to evaluate quality beer

Second Session:
•Bottling techniques
•Bottling your beer
(You can bring in your own bottles or purchase new ones for $10.95 per case (24 bottles)
•Capping your beer
•Beer storage
•Beer labeling. Label paper is $9.95 for 32 labels. You can customize a label design for a $45.00 set-up fee and 35 cents per label, or have one designed specially for you (quotes upon request)
•(Optional) Brew another batch.


You can choose any kind of beer you want to make. Because of this I have been researching and sampling different kinds of beer lately. Because of this I think I have decided my favorite kind of beer is pale ale.

Side note: beer can be divided into two types, lager and ale. The kind of yeast lager uses needs cooler temperatures and therefore longer brewing times and the yeast lives at the bottom of the brewing vessel. Ale yeast needs warmer temperature, shorter brew times, and lives at the top of the brewing vessel. I am probably overly generalizing, but lagers are milder and ales have a more complex taste. I am sure I will be writing more about this as I learn more.

I got another off-leash permit for Mitch this year for the county's dog parks. I have taken him there a few times after work. It really tires him out. I usually make him wear a muzzle, not because he is aggressive towards other dogs or people, but because if I don't, he won't play but will scavenge for poop and grass to eat. The part that sucks is that people think he is aggressive or a bad dog when they see the muzzle. Maybe I will get a vest for him that says something like "The muzzle is just to keep me from eating poop."

(It's surprising how much easier the words flow with some Goose Island Honker's Ale in me!)

I just bought an 80 megabyte Zune MP3 player this week and love it. I ordered it from Amazon Tuesday morning and opted for the free Super Saver shipping option. The initial estimate was that I would receive it on May 9 which is 19 days. I received it in two days on Thursday! I downloaded and installed the Zune software before it arrived and set up a bunch of podcasts I wanted to subscribe to. When it arrived I was syncing the music, podcasts, and updating the firmware within 4 minutes (literally) of opening it up. It has built-in WiFi and I was able to set that up with my encrypted connection without reading the instructions in just a couple minutes. I can synch the latest podcasts anywhere in the house without the need to plug a cable into player. Neat!

Went to the doctor again this morning to get another shot of cortisone in my elbow for tendonitis.

I need to cut the grass today.

I am doing the neighborhood newsletter for a couple months while the woman that normally does it is on maternity leave. I am actually writing this post in order to procrastinate from working on it.

I use spoons a lot in the kitchen. One to stir the coffee grounds after I pour the water into the French press. One for my cereal. When I am cooking I will grab a spoon for tasting. Etc. It seemed that I was always running out of teaspoons. Amy had a great idea from watching a chef on one of the Food Network shows. I went to Wal-Mart and bought 4 packs of cheap teaspoons ($1 per pack) for a total of 24 spoons and keep them in an upright container next to the stove. Now I can grab a clean spoon without worrying if I am running out! Genius.