My greyhound can run faster than your honor student.

Friday, July 02, 2004

Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive,
smells like a steak, and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high-beams.
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!



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