My greyhound can run faster than your honor student.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I don't know how it works in the ladies room, but in the men's room if you walk in and every urinal and toilet bowl is being used, you are obligated to say "It looks like a full house."

You are also obligated to say it in such a way that indicates you think it is the funniest and most original line ever quipped.

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