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Friday, December 23, 2005

Call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.

This is even funnier when you have the lyrics. Enjoy.

Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello what up Parns! Yo Sandburg, whats crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinking? Narnia! Then it's happenin'!
But first my hunger pangs are stickin' like duck tape
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes
Magnolia Bakery's got all the bob frostings
I love those cupcakes like Macadams loves Gosling
2 no 6 no 12, bakers dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
Yo wheres the movie playing? Upper West Side dude!
Let's hit up Yahoo maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest! That's a good one too.
Google Maps is the best! True that! Double true!
68th and Broadway step on it sucker!
What you want to do Chris? snack attack, mother ****er!

The chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!
Yes the chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!
We love that chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!
Pass that chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!

Yo stop at the deli, the theater's overpriced!
You got that backpack? Gonna pack it up nice.
Don't want security to get suspicious!
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious.
I reach in my pocket and pull out some dough
Girl acted like she never seen a 10 before!
It's all about the Hamiltons baby
Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater ticket buying what we're handling,
Call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
We're parked in our seats movie trivia's the illest!
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry!
Now quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic!

What the chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!
Yes the chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!
We love that chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!
Pass that chronic-what? -cles of Narnia!

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