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Sunday, December 21, 2003

In our house we don't go by the Homeland Security's color system. We think it is too amateurish. We use the military's DefCon (Defense Condition) system. We currently have the DefCon 3 protocols in place.

We were briefly at DefCon 1 last week when I left the toilet seat up.

DefCon 1Active declared war
DefCon 2Open hostilities
DefCon 3Immanent threat of open hostilities
DefCon 4Low threat of hostilities
DefCon 5All clear

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