My greyhound can run faster than your honor student.

Friday, November 28, 2003

I just received this addendum to our car insurance policy:

There is no coverage for loss to any vehicle that results from:
1. Nuclear reaction.
2. Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
3. The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of radiation from, any nuclear or radioactive device.


Now what am I going to do? And what do they know that I don't know...

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